Boo You Whore

Ari. 17. Drifting around on this earth trying to find where I belong.

theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

(via ryanvallejo)

cybugs:

one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom 

(via tipslip)

tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

(Source: deanprincesster, via theultimateoutcast)

thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

(Source: epiphanyvisuals, via tipslip)

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via andrewquo)

namerankintention:

xkittykaattx:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

never fails 

most stressful fucking video i’ve ever watched

(Source: becausebirds, via ryanvallejo)

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

(Source: ghostsoldeir, via andrewquo)

Me:ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!
Me:*turns TV up a couple notches*
Me:*watches YouTube videos without headphones*
Me:getting crazy up in here
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